she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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