U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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