Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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