problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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