I'm really into asian looking animals
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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