You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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