So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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