Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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