how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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