his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My life is pants optional.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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