what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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