just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Rock
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Fuck
North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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