He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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