Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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