I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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