Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She bit a glass in half.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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