wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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