fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize