Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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