hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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