I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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