so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
PANTIES FOUND
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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