That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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