Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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