i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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