We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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