she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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