Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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