We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Found the puke drawer
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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