Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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