I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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