Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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