im drinking this country out of the recession.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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