awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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