fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
