Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
