why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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