I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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