Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
