Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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