I wish i was in the wii world.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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