ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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