Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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