if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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