too bad you live with your parents still
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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