i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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