I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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