wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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