your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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