Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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