Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We're too hungover to prance.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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