Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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