My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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