Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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