Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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