I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Even my vagina gasped.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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