jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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