Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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